A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from
Los Angeles to New York.

The American asks if he would like to play a fungame. The Sardarji, tired,
just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the
window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay
me five dollars, and vice versa."

Again, he (Sardarji) declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you
pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end
to this torment, agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth
to the moon?"
The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a
$5.00 bill, and hands it to the American.
"Okay," says the American, "your turn".
The Sardarji asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
with four legs?"
The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his
preferences. ....... no answer.
He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and
the Library of Congress...
no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no
avail.
After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.
The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the

Sardarji and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse, hands the American
$5, and goes back to sleep!

And you thought Sardars were dumb!!