Sardar Jokes
Sardar Jokes
One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on The thirteenth floor
building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh
your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in panic. Not
knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when
he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not
married.When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa
Singh.
Sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying
overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.
The Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."
Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says
" Hello, how did you know I was here?"
Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world? Because even under
torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.
Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else
could use them if he lost his checkbook?
A sardar's response to the comment,
"THINK about it!":
"I don't have to think-I 'm sardar! "
One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on The thirteenth floor
building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh
your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in panic. Not
knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when
he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not
married.When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa
Singh.
Sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying
overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.
The Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."
Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says
" Hello, how did you know I was here?"
Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world? Because even under
torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.
Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else
could use them if he lost his checkbook?
A sardar's response to the comment,
"THINK about it!":
"I don't have to think-I 'm sardar! "
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