Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor? Needless to say he never made it. You know why?These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.************Antibody - against everyoneArtery - The study of the paintings.Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.Caesarean section - a district in Rome.Cardiology - advance study of poker playing. Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.Chronic - neck of a crow.Coma - punctuation mark. Cortisone - area around local court.Cyst - short for sister.Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.Dislocation - in this place.Duodenum - couple in blue jeans. Enema - not a friend.Fake labour - pretending to work.Genes - blue denim.Hernia - she is close by.Impotent - distinguished/ well known.Labour pain - hurt at work.Lactose - people without toes.Lymph - walk unsteadily.Microbes - small dressing gown.Obesity - city of Obe.Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.Proteins - in favour of teens.Pulse - grain.Pus - small cat.Red blood count - Dracula.Secretion - hiding anything.Tablet - small table.Ultrasound - radical noise.Urine - opposite of you're out.Varicose - very close.
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