" Laughter is an instant vacation"--Merlin Berke************ ***Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday************ ***Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?Customer: What other colors do you have?************ ***Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just theright person in this case.You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!!************ ***Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.************ ***Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.************ ***Diner: You'll drive me to my grave! Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?************ ***Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me.Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me!************ ***Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims itWithin three days, you can keep it.************ ***Father: Your teacher says she finds itImpossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good!************ ***
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